If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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