i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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