i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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