So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
