4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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