Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Randomize
