real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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