We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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