At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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