We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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