Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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