i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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