But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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