you win again, gameday.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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