I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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