Only a mothe r could love this liver
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My vagina is officially offended.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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