And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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