I can't breathe out the right side of my face
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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