I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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