Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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