Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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