bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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