Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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