am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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