You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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