We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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