Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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