I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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