Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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