They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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