If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize
