he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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