This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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