its not stalking. its research.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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