I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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