Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
