i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
