More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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