am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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