well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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