HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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