Your tits are I can't wait for
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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