I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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