so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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