your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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