i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
These tits shall not be calmed
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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