and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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