the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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