I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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