I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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